TOP 10 REASONS TO DATE AN ENGINEER

10. The world does revolve around us, we choose the coordinate system.

9. No "couple" can enjoy a better "moment".

8. We know how to handle stress and strain in a relationship.

7. We have significant figures.

6. If two bodies interact, their forces are equal and opposite.

5. We can pull all-nighters.

4. Engineers do it to specifications.

3. Projectile Motion: need we say more?

2. We know the right hand rule.

1. It's not the length of the vector that counts, it's how you apply the force.